
This is a girl with a really nice bouncy bum whom we met on the train to Hamburg. God knows what’s her name.

This is my friend on the right. He bought a group ticket for us to go to Hamburg, but there was one seat free on the ticket. So he offered to take her (a total stranger) at a station along, as long as she paid her share of the ticket (which was 5 Euros).

Defining Characteristics: The girl freely admits that her nose is crooked due to an old bout of kickboxing, and that she had been in a police station before. She picked up kickboxing to defend herself from overly aggressive guys at the club, whom, she assures me, always pester her. Now she’s supposedly studying to become a barber – Germany and France seem to be the only countries where you need accreditation to be a barber – I was very surprised! She also owns an old iPhone, which supposedly was a gift from her ex-boyfriend. It was so beat up, I wonder if she actually treated him right.

Character: rather fun and probably would’ve been even more friendly if it weren’t for the fact that she was about to cheat her way out of the group ticket. Rather reluctant to be photographed, but eventually relented after realizing that there was no way to get out of it without seeming a bit suspicious, and probably also because Google doesn’t do facial recognition (although it does do an image search which still seems by and large based on the text accompanying the image).
What Happened: got up, said she had to go to the toilet, would buy drinks for all of us on the way back, and asked us what we wanted. I, for my part, asked for a cup of hot chocolate. I have yet to receive it, and my friend has yet to receive his 5 Euros.







